College football ‘07 has officially been live for an hour now. Sorry I didn’t get started in time to give you the insights on the first few games, but frankly, I didn’t really get too excited for Rutgers vs. Buffalo. Neither did you.

7:50 I thought Michael Vick marketting was out? Commercial comes on for grill trying to emphasize how much football fans like said grill. The guy goes, “I’m a ‘Dogs fan. My bro’s a Ravorbacks fan. Naturally, my Dogs are better, but we always have to prove it each time he comes over…”

7:55 Chris Fowler says that Miss. State is trying to build on last year’s late season push. They went 1-4 in the last five games.

8:03 Ms. Mississippi just gave her quick analysis of the ‘07 team. I’d like to watch a South Carolina game… (Ms. South Carolina Makes Stupid Answer)

8:22 Back from commercial after Miss. State QB Michael Henig throws a pick, Fowler says, “It’s amazing how much of a momentum shifter a turnover can be.” I’m sorry, but what momentum? The Bulldogs were getting ready for a 3 n out before they threw the pick.

8:26 LSU drives into the 40 for the second time, this time coming up with a field goal. Fowler calls it a “victory for Croom’s defense.” That’s like calling the Vietnam War a victory for the US.

8:33 Watching Henig drop back to pass brings to mind images of Michael Richards doing his comedy routine in Compton. Lots of running for cover.

8:36 Miss State is going for it on 4th n 2. This early in the game, they are already raising the white flag. Some would say that’s better than all their Confederate Flags…

Of course, they miss it.

8:42 End of the first quarter. Seems like a lot of action, but LSU’s only up 3-0. Maybe it just feels like a lot of action after watching baseball all summer.

8:51 3rd n long, Miss. State ball. Henig COMPLETES A SHOVEL PASS!!! Maybe they should stick with those for the rest of the game.

8:52 Craig James gets his commentary in: “If Mississippi State doesn’t score, they’re dead.”

9:02 SportsCenter update: Louiseville scores again, up 42-10. This means one of two things: Louiseville is for real! or… Murray State sucks!

9:11 If they are to compete for the national title, LSU will have to improve on their Red Zone offense. They have already come up short twice in Dogs’ territory. This time RB Jacob Hester takes it from the 10 and makes a goaline dive… to the 9 and 2/3. Then he runs a sweep out to the 10. Next play, they get pass interference in the end zone and score from the 2. 10-0.

9:18 SportsCenter update: Another Big East powerhouse to fear: Cincinnati! They go up 32-3 on SEMO. I’m scared.

9:23 Henig’s third interception thrown puts Miss. State in their best scoring situation yet: From their own 5, LSU gets sacked at the 1. (They end up punting from the 5 after two runs.)

9:35 LSU gets the ball back with 1:35 left and drives down for a TD as the half ends.

We go into halftime with the score LSU-17, Miss. State-0, Henig Interceptions-4.

Sideline reporter’s first question to Croom: “Coach, four interceptions, why do you think Henig is struggling so much?”

9:47 Halftime, so I’m taking a look at today’s comics (Bloggers are so busy we don’t have time to read the paper in the morning.). You wouldn’t believe what Garfield is up to! He’s got himself wrapped up in fishing line! HO! HO! HO!

9:54 SportsCenter Update: David Beckham goes down for the season. After playing in three of last place Los Angelos’ 18 games, Becks sure did a lot to popularize American soccer.

10:02 Two minutes into the second half, and college football is already boring. Welcome to the new season.

My Favorate College Football Books
A Civil War: Army Vs. Navy a Year Inside College Football’s Purest Rivalry -John Feinstein, who wrote Next Man Up and A Good Walk Ruined, brings the emotions of the Army-Navy game into their purest forms.
ESPN College Football Encyclopedia: The Complete History of the Game -Detailed stats and history on every player, team, and conference to ever be part of the game.
Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer: A Road Trip into the Heart of Fan Mania -Alabama football at it’s best. You don’t get much more intense than Bama fans.

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