LIFE AFTER PRISON?

By mhblatt • August 23, 2007

Will Vick Be Better Off After Jail Time? With Michael Vick facing certain jail time, it doesn’t appear he has a lot to look forward to in his professional or personal life in the next few years. But he shouldn’t sweat it, many stars of sports and entertainment have hopped seamlessly in and out of jail, and are more lucrative for it. Here’s a brief list of A-list stars and athletes whose jail time have resulted in more face time. Paris Hilton – With more DUIs than sex tapes, Paris Hilton emerged from her month long prison scandal a more focused and reserved person. Rumors have her latest camera time being on the UK version of ‘Big Brother.’ Lindsay Lohan – A Hollywood starlet that saw her film career and alcohol tolerance plummet, she’s bounced back and is ready to meet similar drunk-driving charges head on. As you can tell by this photo, she is already capitalizing off the Vick case by proudly endorsing dogs not as fighters, but as a celebrity’s ultimate rehab prop.

Martha Stewart – Who even remembers that little securities fraud thing? America’s favorite homemaker is still working more than she’s eating and sleeping, and is still a raging bitch. Vick may not have been nice to dogs, but if networks can take a chance on Martha, some team will take a chance on a 31-year-old scrambling QB. Mike Tyson – We all know the story about Iron Mike, and he fought in several title bouts after his release. If it was worth money to Don King, than and aged and disgraced Mike Vick will be valuable to some maverick owner. Possibly located in Washington. What do you think? Post your opinion in the comment section.