| October 2, 2003
It Hurts to be Overrated
Just because I am 0-2 and can’t complete a pass and stuff doesn’t make me overrated. Rush, you are wrong. And you make me cry. The only reason I am struggling is because my wrists still hurt from me cutting them.
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January 19, 2004
I’m Not a Choke…
The media said I choked. I just don’t have a good enough team. I mean, so what if I lost 3 straight NFC championships. I still threw for 100 yards. Triple digits, baby! Deep down, I think it is my race that makes me such a target. Jake Delhomme, the winning quarterback, just happens to be white, and he didn’t get criticized for choking.
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November 20, 2005
Why Can’t We Be Friends?
TO, we used to be so close! I remember when you would massage my back and we would tell each other our deepest secrets. Now, you are telling the media the secrets I entrusted you with. Oh, how it hurts! Please don’t call me “Chunky” again. It feels like black-on-black crime to me.
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September 27, 2006
TO, I Feel For You
You feel my pain. Yesterday, you OD on pills. Yet, you didn’t die. I feel sorry for you. As a fellow emo, I try often to hurt myself with little success. It always ends up coming up short. Next time don’t do it with your publicist watching.
BTW, I feel so bad about what your publicist did saving your life and everything. I could so understand it if you fired her.
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September 18, 2007
I Am Misunderstood Again
The media again doesn’t understand how hard it is to be a multimillionaire black QB. Sigh. Some people never learn. 
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