First question:

Hey Tony: Just take a look at our assistant coaches. There are no household names in the group… -Mike, OH

Hey Stoopid!: That’s cuz they’re assistant coaches. Assistant coaches aren’t big names because they are assistants. Most head coaches aren’t even “household names.” Arizona’s coach? Pittsburgh’s coach? San Fran’s coach? No one outside of football fans knows who these are. As for assistant coaches, most football fans don’t even know the assistants for other teams. If we want household names, I’m sure Bellichick would love to move to defensive coordinator…

A few more not guaranteed to be accurate:

Hey Tony: Maybe you ain’t the best person to ask. Maybe I should ask Ron Artest in his weekly SLAM Magazine column. But, I was just wondering if there is any good way to steal stuff from a Las Vegas hotel without getting arrested? -OJ, LA

Hey Tony: Any other ways to steal signals without filming them? Think OJ would be willing to steal my opponent’s playbook? Jesus, I need to cheat somehow. -Bill, New England

Hey Stoopid Archives
Sept. 9 40 Saves Isn’t Enough…
Sept. 2 The Cavs Are Done?
Aug. 26 Fire Mike Brown?
Aug. 18 Inaugural Edition

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