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Mitchell Blatt


Hey Ecko: Can I Please Buy Your Balls? Pleeeeaaaase?

Hey Tony: Why doesn’t Romeo Crennel try Josh Cribbs at cornerback? He did it with Troy Brown in New England…-Dan, Brooklyn, OH

Hey Stoopid: Crennel isn’t that bad of a coach…

He played Brown at CB for a few games one year because the Patriot were severely depleted by injury. Cribbs is an athletic player and a good special teamer, but he has never played cornerback and there is no reason to think he would be good at it. Cornerback takes more than speed and special-teams-quality tackling. Even if he was able to make a transition to cornerback, it would take a few years to learn it.

Hey Hoynsie: In July, I asked how anyone could get behind an Eric Wedge team that everyone knew was going to fall apart. Two questions: Where is the nearest diner that serves crow? And what sauce would you recomend?-Kevin, Strongsville, OH

Good call on the Tribe.

Now from some pro athletes:

Hey Ecko: How much do you want for that baseball? I don’t want you to put an asterisk on a national hero’s history. Can I pleaseeeee buy it?-Gilbert, Washington

Hey Stoopid: Ecko ain’t selling it. He has something Bonds doesn’t: integrity.

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