<*** style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" ***="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4f/If_I_did_It_2.png/200px-If_I_did_It_2.png" border="0" alt="O.J. Simpson's Book If I Did It" title="O.J. Simpson's Book, If I Did It" />
Simpson’s If I Did It Has a Funny Way of Dodging the Real Issues
The question we’ve all been asking for so long is finally answered today: Who killed Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman? At one point, it seemed as though we would never know. But, due to the Goldman family’s diligent efforts, O.J. Simpson’s book, If I Did It has in fact been released, and now we know, who did it: O.J. Simpson. Yes, I was shocked, too. (*-Note: O.J. Simpson did not actually do it. This portion of the article is completely fiction, just like O.J.’s book.)
The real question–How did he do it?–however, is not answered. O.J. Simpson found a funny way of eluding the actual murder:
I can tell you what happened, but I can’t tell you how it happened. … I stood there looking at the blood. Who’s blood was it? How the fuck did it get here?
I read parts in Borders today. It was really an excitting book, and it can be purchased here. Now that the Goldman’s hold the rights to the book, you don’t have to feel guilty about giving O.J. Simpson your money.
Also today: O.J. Simpson has been accused of being part of a group of armed robbers who stole memorabilia from a Las Vegas hotel. I wonder what would have happened if he did do it?
What do you think? Post your opinion in the comment section.
Want to read unpublished content, not available at the site?
Want access to NFL Media.com, where the press gets insider info?
Sign Up For The Complete Package Here!
You just need an email address!
Complete NFL News
NFL news, opinion, comment, injuries, fantasy… everything. From Juiced Sports: Writing Enhanced by Flaxseed Oil.
All Time Low singer and frontman Alex Gaskarth discusses how his addiction to pop music comes off on CDs, for example, a certain song on the new one, So Wrong, It’s Right, that sounds like Jennifer Lopez.
Popularity: 4% [?]