SB: Just to get it out of the way: How are you dealing with the Indians? Are you polishing a gun barrel?

Juiced Sports: Well, let me give you my opinion on the series: I think it was won by manny ramirez. Not by his bat,
but by his quote, “i don’t care,” because the next game, the Indians 1b garko gave a bulletin-board quote “champagne tastes just as good on the road as at home,” so the red sox were really motivated, but we responded to manny’s quote by being less motivated

SB: Onward to happier subjects, like Derek “Mr.” Anderson and his mechanical decimation of all foes. I’m not quite sure I’m ready to live in a world where the Browns are good. Why is this team so much better with DA under center than Charley Frye?

JS: Anderson has the skills, but Frye just had the heart. Frye didn’t have much physical skill, but he gave everything, and that’s why he was a 3rd round pick. Anderson probably had less mechanics and understanding of the game going in, but he had a better arm and better accuracy and everything, so as he has learned the game the past few years, he has slowly improved. And for the record, the Browns are still 0-3 on the road, and haven’t won 2 straight in something like 3 years, so playing the winless Rams on the road, should test whether we can ever be successful…That’s next week’s game, of course.

SB: Do you have a favorite sports memory from your tenure in Cleveland. Something you connect with being a fan specifically from the area?

JS: My favorite memory was watching my high school basketball team lose to St Vincent-St Mary in the playoffs when we faced LeBron in 2000. Shaq and Kobe were at the game. (Oh, and LeBron.)

SB:Who will have a more successful year, the Browns or Drew Carey?

JS: Well I don’t know much about drew carey, because, like all great Clevelanders–Rockefeller, Steinbrenner, Ramirez–he left Cleveland, and I don’t watch his new show, but if he can walk onto the road without getting runover by a truck, i suppose that would make him more successful than the Browns.

Full interview at Sports Brethren.

Oh, and if you want some real content, my fellow blogger Scott Jacobs came back from exile and posted on why Fox is lucky to have the Red Sox playing in the World Series.

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