For Miami, their miserable season has turned downright comical. At first it was just ugly with most of their regulars playing. Now however, I really just feel sorry for them. Ronnie Brown is out for the season– after a tremendous start to his season— Chris Chambers is out in San Diego, or is it Tempe, or Timbuktoo, playing with the Chargers, Trent Green is on IR probably for the rest of his natural born life, and Zach Thomas is simply not the man he once was. Nor is Miami’s defense, once feared, its now a treat to play against. 0-7? Cam Cameron, you’re uh not making much of a first impression.

Miami always picks the worst years to be bad though. In 2004, when they won 4 games, en route to the worst record in franchise history. That year, they were just good-bad enough to fail to land the first pick in the draft. This year may actually be worse.

And before we get to their competition for the number one pick (coughs!: St. Louis), it should be known that just 5 years ago, getting into the playoffs and not winning big games was considered a failure. This team would kill to win 5 games. But first maybe one would be nice?

As for the Rams… well they might actually be worse.

Which is incredibly surprising, considering their talent is much deeper than Miami’s. Add in the fact that they were a division contender to start the year, and someone (me<) picked them to win the West, and it is downright baffling who they got here. With Marc Bulger's beautiful new contract haunting them in year one, and Stephen Jackson struggling, the Rams are a pathetic excuse for a football team.

And it’s only fitting that ex-Dolphins offensive coordinator, Scott Linehan is their head man. So here’s our plea NFL. Go back to 2004, and let these two pathetic pieces of crap battle out crapdom on a football field. Let Cleo Lemon go up against former Dolphin Gus Frerotte, and let the chips fall where they may. When the Dolphins were this bad a few years ago, getting all the way to 1-9, they got a chance to take on the hideous 49ers who were also 1-9 in one of the worst games ever! Let’s drop the whole London thing, afterall the bridge has already fallen on the Dolphins, and replace it with the Rams. Nothing like a European showcase of teams who could probably play cricket while eating tea and crumpets, then football, to put on the world stage.

And one serious note: It’s time for that “r” word Miami. Rebuild. Unload. Start fresh. Bite the bullet, take the hit, and build for a better future. Because you’re team is aging and dull, and in need of a makeover. As for the Rams: Better luck next year (Linehan?) Then again, this isn’t quite a two horse race yet. There’s still the Jets. But that’s for another time.

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