MITCHELL BLATT (No really.)
Baseball season is starting soon. Ah… The grassy fields. The smell of the dirty. The hot dogs and crackers jacks and everything. Okay, so not in Tallahasee. It’s just spring training. But, I still gotta write about it today.
The Mets are one team to watch. They missed the playoffs last year, but I think they can CHANGE that. They are ready for fresh new players. Here is some info on them from me:
What I didn’t know — and praise Jesus for that bit of mercy — was that the Mets’ 2007 season should have been sponsored by Ipecac.
Just words, right?
But things didn’t improve, and by the end of the summer a lot of Met fans were confronting an inconvenient truth: We didn’t like this team much. They played a lot of stupid, listless baseball, and seemed way too pleased with themselves on those increasingly rare nights when they didn’t.
YES… WE… CAN!
Oh, don’t you just want to faint?
I’m speaking of course of Barack Obama plagiarizing.
Damn, I wish I had Jon Favreau
writing stealing stuff from other people’s blogs and passing it off as my own for me.