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Obama: “I Scored 37 in Bowling, Remember? Wasn’t that Funny?”

As a service to the Obama campaign, I am now going to make fun of his bowling ability.

MITCHELL BLATT

Obama, you suck at bowling. You ought to be bowling at a 10-year-old’s birthday party. You scored a total of 37, for God’s sakes! This is from March 30th, but still funny as hell one month later. Here’s the vid:

Obama, you ought to be thanking me right now. I’m giving you coverage like Chris Matthews does. This kind of NBC-esque coverage will help you right now.

You see Barack, I’m showing a video of you bowling. I could be showing a video of this:

Or this:

Or this:

Didn’t want me to post those? Back to bowling.

You know, Obama plays basketball, as well. I think there’s a video of that circulating the net as well.

Hey, here’s one of him making a fool of himself on WWE Raw:

Why don’t you show that video more often, FOX News?

Despite the hate and anti-Americanism encompassed in Wright’s videos, I’m going to refrain from criticizing him. After all, as the Reverend said this week, criticizing Wright would amount to criticizing the black church. And I certainly don’t want to be racist.

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One Response to “Obama: “I Scored 37 in Bowling, Remember? Wasn’t that Funny?””

  1. Haha, funny post Mitch.
    As long as Obama leads better then he bowls, and if he wins the Democratic Nomination, and enough people are okay with a black president (I certainly am fine with it) then I can live with a 37. But if you start bowling in the 20’s, your bowling scores will be worse then George Bush’s former approval rates! And we certainly cant deal with that.

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