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MITCHELL BLATT
Pacman Jones still hasn’t been reinstated–shortly after asking to be reinstated, he was involved in another strip club fight. Whether or not he does get reinstated, he will still have a lot of time to frequent the many strip clubs around Dallas. (Thanks to The Big Lead for finding the map.)
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Pacman Jones’ trade to Dallas puts the already dangerous city even more at risk.
MITCHELL BLATT
Pacman Jones brings his record of 6 arrests and 12 fights requiring police attention to the city of Dallas, where violent crime is already 2.29 times the national average, and assault is 1.81 times that. Despite his 4-6 interception-to-arrest ratio, […]

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Day 3 of Stephen A hating
Stephen A. Smith is one of the most hated sports personalities on earth. And for good reason. I could mention his ultra-seriousness and angryness that makes him scream stuff like, “The Celtics need a point guard! I don’t care how good the big three is!” I […]

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Down two games to none, the Phoenix Suns have one foot out the door, and into another disapointing off-season
SCOTT JACOBS
If you like the Suns, well who are we kidding?, you like subjecting yourself to torture. Okay, so the Seattle Sonics who came into the league the same time as Phoenix are on the verge of […]

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Who can blame Haile Gebrselassie, the world record holder in the marathon, for pulling out of the marathon in Beijing? Gebrselassie has exercise-induced asthma, and it appears that it would be hard to run in Beijing with or without asthma.
This isn’t a big deal to most people because no one cares about the actual […]

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Day two of Stephen A Hate Week
Introducing Cheez Doodles Records latest rap sensation: Stephen… A… Hole… Smi-ith!!!
I made this remix of Stephen A rapping. It starts with a quote he made then proceeds to him making an intro and guest appearance in Snoop Dogg’s “Step Yo Game Up,” performed by Lil Jon.
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COLIN LINNEWEBER
Spring is finally upon us and there is plenty to speak about in the world of sports. I thank you for giving me some of your time and I hope I am able to entertain.
BLACKS IN BASEBALL
Anybody who knows me well will readily acknowledge that I have a surplus of quirks and drawbacks. […]

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I’m taking submissions for Stephen A Smith Hate Week now, and if anyone hates him enough and wants to proclaim it, send me an email at mhblatt(at)gmail.com. Here is the first submission from Brian Sharp at Number 1 Happy Street. It’s a fun little song that hope to see featured on American Idol.
(Screamed)
FOLKS, […]

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