Bucholz has a Broken Nail and Specter is an Icon
COLIN LINNEWEBER
Big Media Bias Without the Boston Bullshit
CLAY BUCHOLZ
Red Sox pitcher Clay Bucholz was placed on the 15-day disabled list Wednesday because of a broken finger nail on his throwing hand. Bucholz, 23, who is 2-3 with a 5.53 ERA, dons a slew of flaming necklaces that arouse suspicion that his masculinity is not entirely intact. If he wasn’t stinging Penthouse Pet of the Year Erica Ellyson, I would presume that the right-hander would spend the next two weeks in Provincetown drinking mango coladas on a sandy beach with Jim J. Bullock. Then again, maybe the Ellyson dalliance is simply a front. In all reality, that would explain Bucholz’s being neatly.
ARLEN SPECTER
After meeting with former New England video assistant Matt Walsh Wednesday, iconic United States Senator Arlen Specter said that he wants an independent and impractical investigation into the Patriots illegal taping practices.
“What is necessary is an objective investigation, and this one has not been objective,” said Specter.
Specter, the ranking Republican on the Senate Judiciary Committee, did not flatly demand a congressional investigation during his press conference. But, the sage political dynamo insinuated that there is a possibility of hearings in the future.
“If they don’t [act], I think it’s up to Congress to investigate and take corrective action,” said Specter, who said his office has been stonewalled in its attempts to investigate. “It might be hearings. My colleagues will know and have access to all the information I do, but let them decide.”
In lieu of Specter’s noble crusade to thwart cheating in sports, I firmly believe that he deserves to have his image sculpted into Mount Rushmore National Memorial in South Dakota. It would be a befitting tribute to have Specter become the first non-president to have his Chevy Chase adorned on the shrine of democracy.
Washington…Jefferson…Roosevelt…Lincoln…Specter.
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You of all people (are you wearing your pink hello kitty panties today?) should not be questioning anyone’s sexual orientation. Its a well know fact that the reason you moved from the toxic dump of NJ to Massachusetts was due to a certain law regarding same sex marriage. How’s the tuck back working out for you?
Colin - you can suck my drool any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Ooops did i just poop my pants - damn i forgot my depends today. Colin please wipe my ass
When are you going to write something about Eight Belles? Just curious because it seems you have a thing for beating dead horses.
Interesting piece - no mention of the LAST place Yankees - no mention of the Jet’s coaches who seem to be integrally involved in the spygate witch hunt - no mention of the Knick’s new coach? Just throwing stones like a spoiled little brat who can’t have his (referring to you as a man is ironic) way or better yet the sexually confused sauna stalker that you are … good luck with all that
Arlen is Mr. Burns and Colin is Smithers … excellent
Sandpaper PLEASE - anyone please I need some damned sandpaper!
I love it when Colin tucks his junk back and stands in front of the mirror yelling “Look at me - I’m a girl, I’m a girl!”
Big Media ??? Are you kidding - besides your obvious over sized ego - the only thing big about you is the rash.
My 15 minutes can’t be over this fast!
Baseball players and teams have khack for finding their level - the Yankees seem to have settled in their level fairly quickly this season…last place. HoooRaaah
Yo Ass Cowboy - I bang Penthouse Pets - you get gang banged by Arlen and Hank - I perfer gold necklaces while you perfer pearls