Comments on: The Week That Was

By: Successful

Successful — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 03:19:07 +0000

By: Muffy McMuff

Muffy McMuff — Sat, 31 May 2008 22:22:23 +0000

Colin – I have not heard back from you and I’m very concerned – my itchy vulva is worsening and so is the discharge – in fact the discharge has become so bad that all the nieghborhood dogs have been frantically circling my house, panting and howling with those red rockets all day – please call me – I’m so sorry for comparing you to a 13 year old – please call I’m ready to give in to the dogs

By: NJ Board of Health

NJ Board of Health — Fri, 30 May 2008 16:18:33 +0000

It is true – however the new strain of herpes has been contained to a single individual carrier with NJ roots who has spent time on Fire Island and in SF as well as string of Turkish Baths along the East Coast and a specific sauna in Boston. There is a reward for any information on the carrier who goes by the name of Itchy. There are no identifying characterists to the individual who has been described as “merely average in looks and below average in physical stature and intelligence.” Itchy does however walk with an odd gait and and has been observed numerous times frantically scratching is scrotum.

By: Jarrod Muffburn

Jarrod Muffburn — Fri, 30 May 2008 15:09:27 +0000

Is it true? The rumors about a new strain of herpes, derived from the humid forest beasts of New Jersey? If so, how do I treat it? How many doctors need to diagnose it?

By: Muffy McMuff

Muffy McMuff — Thu, 29 May 2008 23:47:06 +0000

Colin – Last night reminded me of the night I took a 13 year old’s virginity – what a thrill – anyway the real reason I’m writing is to ask if you can shed some light on why my vulva is so itchy and the odd discharge I’m experiencing after our night together? By the way for future reference for woman you will disappoint in the future – try multiple condoms – you will feel bigger and you might last longer than a few seconds – get back to me about the itch and discharge – thanks

By: Flying Potato

Flying Potato — Thu, 29 May 2008 23:34:12 +0000

I hear you consider yourself physically perfect – if that is true please explain the following… The line of unsatisfied woman you claim to have given the night of their lives and the scrotumscratchum?

By: G-Gonzo

G-Gonzo — Thu, 29 May 2008 23:29:29 +0000

A million to one shot – I could have hit the lottery but no …lightning – go figure

By: Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty — Thu, 29 May 2008 23:20:28 +0000

Is it true that you hold women to expectations that you yourself can’t meet? Just curious but if true I’d like my pink panties back – actually Itchy don’t bother just keep them and wear them in good health.

By: Dr. Proctor

Dr. Proctor — Thu, 29 May 2008 20:53:39 +0000

Itchy – give me a call at the clinic – the test results are in and we should discuss
treatment plans as soon as possible.

By: G. Carter

G. Carter — Thu, 29 May 2008 16:30:15 +0000

Colin you and I are have a lot in common – we both speak without thinking, we both clearly have our heads our own butts and just about everyone thinks we’re jackass morons- my scrotum doesn’t itch though – have you seen a doctor about it? Is it fatal? If so will you’re job be available and if so how soon? Is there someone I can contact, you know, just to let them know I’m available … I love the Big Apple – some say I’m the worm in the apple – not sure what that means but it sounds cool – the worm in the Big Apple – do you have Hank’s number? Hank I’m available!