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Boston “Sucks!”

COLIN LINNEWEBER
Big City Bias Without the Boston Bullshit

The Boston Celtics routed the badly overrated Los Angeles Lakers 131-92 Tuesday night at the TD Banknorth Garden to win their 17th championship in franchise history. Thousands upon thousands of newly-minted Celtics fans swarmed the streets of Beantown to celebrate their team’s decisive Game 6 victory over the West Coast Fakers.

The number 17 is a very ironic numeral regarding the rebirth of the storied Celtics organization. Boston won their 17th crown on the 17th day of June and before this season there was a grand sum of 17 Celtics fans in the entire New England region. Now, because the Celtics have returned to prominence for the first time since the Reagan Administration, the entire northeast is cloaked in shamrock green and rejoicing like wasted leprechauns.

Like former Celtics Head Coach and motivational speaker Rick Pitino once said regarding the city of Boston and its fans, “This town sucks.”

Amen, Rick.

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3 Responses to “Boston “Sucks!””

  1. Nice post. Coming from one of the incredible idiots who “badly overrated” the Fakers, you should at least take defeat like a man and admit you were wrong.

    No, instead of eating crow and being humble you take shots at the fans of the best team in the NBA. Ooooh, there are people wearing the colors who haven’t for the last few years. Guess what, that’s called sports. Whenever a team gets good after sucking for a while fans come back to root for them, in every city in America. You know how much Giants shit I’ve seen this year after they beat the Pats? About 4x more than ususal.

    So get off your high horse, quit throwing your little stones and grow a pair. Admit you were as wrong as kiddie porn and at least try to gain a measure of respect as a competent writer, because right now all you sound like is a whining sore loser bitch.

  2. Whoa, you sound like J Rose or Hammer, Colin. Before the series, it was “overrated Celtics,” now it’s “overrated Fakers.” I like your stuff.

  3. Pitnio’s a motivational speaker and he still said about Boston, “This town sucks.” By the way, as somone who has lived in Boston for a while now, its front-runners are more revalant in the Hub because of the abundance of college kids….Not even close…End of story.

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