Probably because you’re a dumb ass just like your brother

SCOTT JACOBS

Surprise, surprise.  Just when you thought the Vick family vault was closed once and for all, they pull a Maurice Clarett and well, they simply reinforce the status quo that they are the biggest waste of space since the “Dig ‘Em” statue shown once in a Family Guy episode.

Yup, Mitch goes on vacation, and his favorite sports topic (you know, the one before Pacman Jones) comes right back into the limelight.  Yup, Michael Vick is a moron.  We already know that.  Now it’s becoming evident his brother is jealous of all the attention Vick #1 got, so he’s going for some bad press himself.  What a guy.  It’s like he knows that people are constantly looking for things to blog about, and he basically stands up, and throws himself to the wolves, exclaiming, here, take me.  South Park already took Brittany Spears!

So it comes as nothing of a shock that Marcus, the younger brother of Mike, was arrested today and charged with a DUI and eluding police.

Vick, the 24 year old trainwreck, who tag teamed with Mike Vick to make it two wasted careers, failed a sobriety test, was charged with a DUI, misdeameanor, eluding police, reckless driving, driving on the wrong side of the road, and driving on a suspended license.

O c’mon, that’s it?  No dogs, or squirrels, or weapons of mass destruction to juice up the story?  No fire arms, no num chucks?  Are the Vick’s getting soft on us?

You might remember the Miami Dolphins giving Marcus a shot back in 2007, inking him to a three year deal, before deciding the potential didn’t match up with the problems.  So Vick was gone.  And the once hyped brother to the future of the NFL found himself out of football.

Not only was Vick driving on the wrong side of the road, he’s turned a once promising life and flipped it on his head.

He’s a bigger joke then the XFL, and at least they tried.

I don’t get joy out of hearing these stories.  I feel sad when I hear people waste opportunities and talent others would kill for.  But, this is pathetic.  And sad. And I’m wasting my time and yours spending my time writing about this fool.

Guys like this shouldn’t be top stories.

They should be ignored.

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