MITCHELL BLATT

Shaq’s done it before, and he did it again. Throwing down a rap against another player. His keystone lyrics were, “Kobe couldn’t do without me,” and “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes,” which he got the crowd to chant at the end of his performance.

He also had some fun lines in the middle of the rap:

Ain’t nobody in the world do it bigger than me
That’s like a white boy trying to be more n*gger than me
That’s like a homeless cat having more fingers than me
That’s like Patrick Ewing having more rings than me
That’s like you singing to yourself you’re better than me
That’s like Kareem saying to himself he’s better than me

Here he is after the 2002 Western Conference Finals dissing Vlade Divac, telling him to “Go where people know your name”:

Here’s some more videos of Shaq rapping:

from 1996:

Here he is in a dance-off with LeBron and Dwight Howard at the 2007 All-Star Game:

And here is one of Shaq’s actual raps off one of his CDs. This is “Shoot Pass Slam,” off his debut album, “Shaq Diesel”:

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