Juiced Links - Happy Independence Day
MITCHELL BLATT
As we celebrate our freedom from Tony Blair’s successor’s tyranny, let us consider how fortunate we are to now longer be a subsidiary of England. Their boring soccer games never get as high scoring as 18-17, like the Rockies victory of the Marlons on the Fourth. However we still must never waver in defense of our freedom. We still have to battle modern day Benedict Arnolds like the one found in our NFL commissioner’s office, Roger Goodell, who wants to move the Super Bowl to London.
One other thing I found funny, before I get to the links, is that, without Tiger, men’s golf is now getting lower ratings than women’s golf.
But enough about golf. Now back to sports.
-Want to damage your brain? Watch these videos of Stephen A. Smizzith.
-Bad pass knocks out a cheerleader. (video)
-Baby hits another baby in the head with wiffle ball bat. (video) That’s why pitchers stand like, 70 feet or something, off the plate during baseball.
-The only reason anyone watches soccer. (It involves a girl.)
-Grading the NBA Draft by agency. From the Sports Agent Blog.
-NFL, NBA salary cap numbers for upcoming off seasons.
-New sports blog from a women’s perspective: The Feminine Fan.
-Next Year’s Heisman? Chris Wells
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How much do you think it damaged my brain to write it?
I like the new layout. Real clean!