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Former New York Yankees chump Hideki Irabu was arrested Wednesday after admitting that he assaulted a bartender at a saloon in Osaka, Japan.

Irabu, 39, a “fat pus-y toad” who went 34-35 with a 5.15 ERA over 5 lethargic MLB seasons, hoisted 20 brews and in a shitfaced rage pushed Osaka’s Sam Malone against a wall, yanked his mane and smashed at least nine liquor bottles after he was informed that his credit card was rejected.

“I Rob You,” as he was known to the Bronx faithful, did not injure the bartender and he paid the tab with another credit card.

“Japan’s Nolan Ryan,” who retired in 2005 after he played six seasons for the Yankees, Montreal Expos and Texas Rangers, made millions of dollars as a professional hurler and he currently resides in a posh section of Southern California.
Frank Costanza once screamed at George Steinbrenner in an episode of Seinfeld, “How could you give $12 million to Hideki Irabu?!!!”
Frank asked a sage and legitimate question and I am sure Osaka’s liquor-pusher would like to know where all that money went.
After all, I am sure the “fat pus-y toad” was not the most magnanimous tipper. “I Rob You” probably gave the tender 5% gratuity to symbolize his career ERA.

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