I’m back from vacation and ready to rant
J Rose
Boston based commentary with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer
What’s up, JSB nation? I’m finally back from my family vacation to Cincy, and it looks like I missed some major sports news since I last posted.
While I was in the Queen City, riding The Beast at King’s Island and attending various family functions, I did manage to work in some sports. I went to the Reds/Rockies game the Sunday after I got there. Of course the crappy Reds got hammered, 11-0, but as it turns out it was Griffey’s last home game as a Red, so that was cool.
But other than catching a couple of nationally televised baseball games, that was the extent of my contact with the sporting world for the time I was there. So I thought I’d better do a little recap post to run down what I missed and give you my opinions on the major events that went down while I was up North.
Manny traded to the Dodgers
The circus sideshow known as Manny Being Manny is now exactly where it belongs-in Tinseltown. I was in a local sports bar down the street from my in-laws house when I heard the news, and I nearly choked on a wing bone when word came down that Ramirez had been dealt for Jason Bay, with Brandon Moss and Craig Hansen going to the Pirates in the three way deal.
For any of you who have been to Cincy, or eaten at Skyline Chili, you know that 3-ways are the best way to go. In this case the three way was not very tasty for Boston, but for some reason the Sox management couldn’t do a straight up, two team deal, so this was the only alternative.
My opinion: a deal had to be made, as Manny was quite clearly quitting on the team like he did at the end of the 2006 season. The fact that Boston had to give up so much to rid themselves of the headache he had become was an unfortunate byproduct of getting blindsided by his tired act. But at least they got a respectable left fielder (Bay) in return, a guy who will not a) quit on his team b) slap a teammate or shove an old man c) hide out in the Green Monster during games.
Look, I loved ManRam as much as the next Sox fans for the 7 1/2 years he was with the team, but enough was finally enough. His cute antics and sweet swing had finally been outweiged by his manic personality and ability to give up on his team at a moment’s notice, and when he failed to hustle on a ground ball during a no hitter, well that was the last straw.
As a result I say sayonara, ManRam. Good luck and no hard feelings, and I hope you enjoy life in La La Land. Because that’s exactly where you belong.
Favre finally dealt – to the Jets?!
This was the only sports story I could follow with any regularity while I was away, because it was freaking eveywhere! Every channel I tuned in on the radio during our 1,000 mile drive, every cable news channel, and especially on ESBFPN, it was all Brett, all the time.
By the time I got home, rumors were rampant that he was headed here to Tampa Bay to play for the QB-lover Jon Grunden and the Bucs. Thankfully that did not happen, as the Pack came to their senses and shipped the serial retirerer to the J-E-T-S so he can fail miserably in the city that doesn’t sleep. That way the whole world will be able to watch when he heads off into retirement #4 at the conclusion of the 2008 season.
(Maybe that’s his secret: he wants his retirement number to match his uniform number!)
The best part about this story: it’s finally over. Well, at least this chapter of it. Now we’ll have to sit through endless dissections of every game, play, TD and INT he throws while wearing that putrid green uni. Here’s to hoping he goes 13-37 with no TDs and 4INTs against the Pats in the second game of the season.
The Olympics and PGA Tournament get underway this weekend
WTF cares.
That about gets me up to speed on the major events that took place while I was gone. Now that I’m back I can get back to posting regularly, helping to balance out the inane ramblings of Colin and restoring some sanity to the blogosphere.
Thanks for your time and I’ll be back soon with a full post about my trip to Great American Ballpark.
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