Now Brett Favre Will Win the AFC East

Which is Worse?

NFL fans rejoiced this past weekend when Tom Brady went down for the season. Now we won’t have to deal with his pretty boy, game-managing, perfect-season-failing, Michigan ass for at least one season.

However the downfall of Brady also brings up a shocking reality: Brett Favre might make the playoffs this year.

We thought it was over when he retired. We thought it was over when he was traded to New York.

But, no, Brett Favre can never go away.

The one year Brady gets injured is the year Brett Favre plays for the Jets.

Now which is worse? I don’t know. Here’s some pros and cons of each:

Brady vs. Favre
Brady: pretty boy who does Gisele
Favre: farm boy who does God knows what

Brady: screws up a perfect season
Favre: one Super Bowl in 17 years ain’t that good

Brady: a game manager who never gets credit for making big plays but he doesn’t deserve any since he’s such a pretty boy and he really doesn’t throw deep enough
Favre: throws interceptions off his front foot and TDs off his backfoot, a crazy sonuvabitch who is at least not a pretty boy like Brady when it comes to passing

Brady: New England snob and Michigan graduate who thinks the Sox are cursed and think “ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!” (in the words of Kevin Garnett) and thinks that New England snobs are the best fans
Favre: a good ole Southern boy who played in the really cold middle of nowhere Green Bay for a long time and even though he plays in New York says he’s not a New Yorker

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