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The Magic had no answers for the unstoppable Kobe Bryant, but can they make the necessary adjustments in game two?
NEIL DOUGH
Stan Van Gundy is still awake. He’s sitting in his hotel room breakfast nook, reading his morning paper, gently sipping on his mocha choka latte, and throwing down his Denny’s Grand Slam. He [...]

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*Results based on internal investigation by Memphis.
MITCHELL BLATT
The University of Memphis has been accused of having some of their players engaging in academic misconduct, but Memphis released the results of an investigation they conducted that found that there is absolutely no possibility of them having cheated.
Memphis says it should keep the victories from the 2007-08 [...]

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Magic or Lakers?  Juiced Sports’ finest take their crack at predicting the 2009 Finals (LeBron James not included)
SCOTT JACOBS
The Nike Puppets have gone to the witness protection program (pun intended) and Vitamin Water has replaced the Black Mamba and The King with Superman.  The Cavs called in sick, and so in place of the much [...]

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No LeBron, no problem!  Vitamin Water’s got something better lined up for the 2009 Finals: Superman
SCOTT JACOBS
Before I unveil the big news, let it be known that this is not a joke.
A huge company is unveilling a new ad for the NBA Finals tonight, and (GASP) it doesn’t feature LeBron James or Kobe Dean Bryant.
Okay, [...]

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Stan will be calling the shots from the sideline, Jeff will be wrecking havoc court side for ABC, and that can only mean one thing: hilarity is inevitable starting Thursday night
NEIL DOUGH
If there is ever a fight, or a tussle, even an argument in an NBA game, I still look for Jeff [...]

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