Archive for April 2010
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Big Bone’s suspension and Mel Kiper’s obsession
PAUL NARDIZZI
Ben Roethlisberger, the Big Lunkhead quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers has netted himself a tidy six game suspension for illegal use of the genitalia inside a local bar in Georgia. I think six games should be plenty of time for the puddlebrained dimwit to complete his gynecological exams and then figure out who will [...]
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Welcome to the NFL Tim Tebow, now get off my TV
The Broncos take the bait and draft Timmy Intolerable at number 25. Now the real fun begins: the most glorified backup rookie quarterback ever!
SCOTT JACOBS
Enough is enough with Tim Tebow. Has he cured cancer? Been to Mars? Signed a peace treaty between Israel and Palestine? No. No. and No.
Tim Tebow had a really amazing college [...]
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Mel Kiper explodes on Todd McShay
Todd McShay is ESPN’s new young draft expert, and Mel Kiper is starting to let his disdain towards the young guy be felt. During the preview for the draft Thursday night, Kiper launched into McShay for saying that Jimmy Clausen would be undervalued and passed up:
As I said on Twitter, “When you are yelling [...]
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Mike’s Mock Draft 2010
Juiced Sports draft guru Mike Kaye throws his chips in the middle and takes his shot at prediciting the 2010 NFL Draft
MIKE KAYE
The NFL Draft moves its show to primetime, and it’s now a three day event instead of two, but just like last year I’m back to throw my two cents on how this [...]
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Charles Barkley apologizes for using an “exabative”
Charles Barkley does a good Frank Caliendo.
Here he apologizes for using an expletive, or, as Charles said, an “exabative.” This is turr-ible.
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Kim Yu-Na is under attack on YouTube!
Kim Yu-Na, or, more accurately, Yu-Na Kim, is the Korean figure skating sensation who set the record for highest Olympic score in Vancouver. (Watch the video here if you haven’t.)
On April 3, her Facebook fan page sent out an update that I found to be funny in its level of concern:
Dear fellow Yu-Na fans
??A [...]
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The Woodman is back!
Juiced Sports Blog would like to welcome Paul Nardizzi to the blog. Paul is a comedian who has appeared on Late Night with Conan O’Brein, The Best Damn Sports Show Period, the NESN Comedy All Stars and elsewhere. He even has a Wikipedia page! And his official website. Also, Paul is [...]
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Tiger makes an ad using his father’s voice… and his father responds
Because we all know that simply shooting a for-profit TV ad proves you are sorry…
Earl’s response:
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