
With the Midsummer Classic in the books, there’s no better time to look ahead. Here’s What we know, what I forsee, and what will happen (maybe)
SCOTT JACOBS
The All Star Game in Anaheim, Los Angeles United States of America, Planet Earth was a real clunker yesterday. 3-1 for an All Star Game? That’s like going to a fourth of July fireworks show in New York City and seeing one minutes worth of fireworks. Talk about adding more fuel to the fire that great pitching beats great hitting. The NL essentially won on a bases clearing double. That clutch hit aside, they were basically a one hit wonder. Like Sisqo.
And so, with the NL ending their embarrassing 13 year All Star game drought, we can finally bring ourselves back to meaningful baseball. This time it counts? A Cub made the play of the game and a Diamondback corralled in the final out.
Now we can turn to more important things like –
(Interrupted) Boycott Arizona 2011! Boycott Arizona 2011 (pushes person away).
Good god, how’d that person get in here? O well, back to baseball. This has been a really tight race so far, with the biggest division lead being held by the surprising and bankrupt Texas Rangers. A lot of people expect the Rangers to dump Cliff Lee because they can’t afford to resign him (paging Mark Cuban), but I think a franchise that hasn’t made the playoffs since 1999 (remember the days of Pudge Rodriguez and Juan Gonzalez?) will think twice before selling their playoff chances short. In the AL Central another great race is brewing between the white-hot Chi Sox and the Tigers (with the Twins hanging in there too after a fast start). The Royals as usual are irrelevant. In the AL East, as expected the Yanks, Rays, and Red Sox are running the gauntlet. The Orioles are beyond awful. (more…)
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