I’ve been away for a few weeks so before I chime on the baseball pussies, what on earth was that hot dog fiasco a few weeks ago?
No cost cutting or scrimping here.
Takeru Kobayashi, the Japanese glutton, spent a night in jail after causing a disturbance at the annual pigathon known as Nathan’s Hot Dog [...]

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The USA lost to Ghana on Saturday after pulling one out of their rear end against Algeria three days prior. The Algerians, never known for their soccer brains, rolled some serious dice and pulled too many men forward in a late attack on goal. Considering Algeria had not [...]

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Indy driving, Tiger Woods, and players that don’t look nearly as good as they play.  It’s another ridiculous installment from our Bostonian comedian
PAUL NARDIZI
Typical Indy race last weekend, as one car flipped over and then wound up in the middle of the track while drivers sped around it and tossed lit cigarettes in the [...]

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The Bostonian comedian goes after zone defense, college educations, Dick Motta, baseball and more in another classic sports rant
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Kobe and the Lakers are now tied 2-2 with the Suns.  The Lakers, a team most NBA losers thought would roll to the Finals, are now in a dogfight that could go the distance.  The Lakers [...]

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Tiger Woods withdrew from last weekend’s Players Championship Tournament due a feeling of numbness throughout his entire body. A doctor did a follow up exam on Monday and determined that Tiger had suffered what is known as an orgasm. Tiger apparently did not recognize the sensational feeling as he’s now back living at home [...]

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PAUL NARDIZZI
Floyd Mayweather Jr. upped his record to 41-0 last Saturday after a defeat of one time steroid cocktail drinker Sugar Shane Mosley. Floyd had his Dad Floyd Sr. working his corner, and after the fight both men boasted and bragged to the point where fight men and doctors stood nearby with buckets and pails [...]

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PAUL NARDIZZI
Ben Roethlisberger, the Big Lunkhead quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers has netted himself a tidy six game suspension for illegal use of the genitalia inside a local bar in Georgia.  I think six games should be plenty of time for the puddlebrained dimwit to complete his gynecological exams and then figure out who will [...]

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Juiced Sports Blog would like to welcome Paul Nardizzi to the blog. Paul is a comedian who has appeared on Late Night with Conan O’Brein, The Best Damn Sports Show Period, the NESN Comedy All Stars and elsewhere. He even has a Wikipedia page! And his official website. Also, Paul is [...]

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