Mitchell Blatt
Pacman: “I’ve Only Been Arrested Twice.”
ESPN: “No, you haven’t. You’ve been arrested 5 Times.”I don’t know who to believe. Pacman Jones, suspended the entire season for inciting a gunfight, or ESPN, the Worldwide Leader in Sports. Pacman says he’s only been arrested […]

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Mitchell Blatt
ESPN Suits Hated the Segment as Much as You DidESPN’s highly anticipated Who’s Now segment has sadly come to an end. (Tiger Woods won, but you already knew that right? You couldn’t take your eyes off the TV.) Some people (the entire population of ESPN FanNation, for example) didn’t like the […]

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Barry Bonds is soooo 2001. I can’t believe ESPN is wasting their time with him. After All, he did lose in round one of the Who’s NOW contest. Jeff Gordon beat him soundly with 62% of the vote. Apparently being 6th place in all-time racing wins is more impressive than being […]

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55% of whites want Falcons QB Michael Vick released due to his dogfighting charges. That, according to an EBSPN poll made to (investigate?) racism. Only 26% of blacks want him released. The only news here is: People are mad about dogfighting. Shocking.
The fact that 55% of whites want him […]

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