For those of you who don’t know, Greg Oden’s d*** surfaced online earlier this week. There’s even a Facebook group about it: No Homo but I Saw Greg Oden Naked and I was Really Impressed.

I have not seen it, because Greg Oden’s d*** isn’t at the top of my interest when it comes to sports topics. (Oden isn’t even a starter; if Tiger’s d*** surfaces on the internet now that would be news.)

George Lopez, however, did find some time to talk about it. He gets started on Oden at the 2:30 mark.  Watch it, after the jump.

“Why do basketball players keep pulling stuff out? Guns, penises… What the hell?”

As far as I can tell from Google searches, neither Leno, Letterman, or Kimmel has *touched* Oden’s d*** yet.

Photo: AP