Top Pacman Jones’ stories: “It just doesn’t make sense!”
MITCH BLATT
Pacman “Adam” Jones was arrested July 11 in Cincinnati for allegedly creating disorderly conduct, swearing at police and resisting arrest, a tame night by his standards. Pacman responded to allegations by saying, “I keep on going through the same thing, and it don’t make no sense.”
Indeed, Pacman Jones getting arrested is something I would [...]
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Pacman Jones signs exactly where expected: Cincinnati Bengals
MITCH BLATT
Juiced Sports Blog over the past few years has owed a debt of gratitude to Adam “Pacman” Jones.
The kid has never ceased giving me something to post about. From his gang fight at the Vegas NBA All-Star Game, to his wrestling career, to his ongoing arguments with media organizations over how many times [...]
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Pacman Gone!
Forever?
“Goodell said his decision on whether Jones can return will be based on Jones’ strict compliance with the NFL and the Cowboys in relation to treatment plans and evaluations by clinical experts.”
It doesn’t take an expert to know that after another fight, Pacman “Not Adam” Jones will probably never be a functioning member of a [...]
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Pacman Gets in Fight With Bodyguard Who Was Supposed to Keep Him Out Of Trouble
Well now, isn’t this surprising. Pacman Jones has once again been involved in a fight.
This time, he actually got into a fight with one of the bodyguards the Cowboys assigned to keep him out of trouble.
(How often is it that someone actually gets bodyguards to keep themselves out of trouble? Shouldn’t everyone around [...]
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Calm Down Everyone
Shaq gets kicked off the police force for a rap, Imus is in hot water again for racial comments
MITCHELL BLATT
Why don’t I care about sports? Because it’s not fun. You can’t rap to Kobe about how your ass tastes without getting your ceremonial sherif’s badge taken away. That’s right, Maricopa County Sheriff [...]
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This is just too easy…
Imus and Pacman going at it? My stories practically write themselves with this one.
SCOTT JACOBS
Don Imus says he was being his good ol’ sarcastic self. Pacman (whoops, I mean Adam “Don’t call me Pacman no more” Jones) doesn’t like his racist remark.
Me? Well, this is a match made in blog lover heaven.
Jones [...]
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Where You Gonna Hang, Pacman?
MITCHELL BLATT
Pacman Jones still hasn’t been reinstated–shortly after asking to be reinstated, he was involved in another strip club fight. Whether or not he does get reinstated, he will still have a lot of time to frequent the many strip clubs around Dallas. (Thanks to The Big Lead for finding the map.)
Now that [...]
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Dallas, Get Ready For More Crime
Pacman Jones’ trade to Dallas puts the already dangerous city even more at risk.
MITCHELL BLATT
Pacman Jones brings his record of 6 arrests and 12 fights requiring police attention to the city of Dallas, where violent crime is already 2.29 times the national average, and assault is 1.81 times that. Despite his 4-6 interception-to-arrest ratio, [...]
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