SCOTT JACOBS

Week one was so last week. If your team lost, quit pouting and put on your game-face, because as soon as you blink, week two will be here, with the chance to get redemption. Of course, you’re the fan, and unfortunately you watching at home doesn’t determine the outcome of the game. But hey, it doesn’t stop a whole boatload of people in this great country of ours from doing it. So go crazy. In fact, if you call 866-770-7620 (promo code: 13598) the good folks at DirecTV (yeah we’ve got connections) will take off $10 from your monthly bill. That’s certainly more than $0! Of course NFL Sunday Ticket isn’t for everyone. In fact, if you live in Antarctica and don’t have a television, we probably don’t recommend it. But if you live in America, well that my friend is a different story.

Onto the best week two has to offer. Batteries and Tom Brady not included.

As always if you don’t agree with our choice of games for the week, let us know. That’s why we only give you five. We want to make you think! Because we’re not always right (just mostly right) and that leaves potential for us to be wrong. That’s where you guys and your face paint come in. So yeah, there’s that.