Hey Stoopid!
Mitchell Blatt
Hey Ecko: Can I Please Buy Your Balls? Pleeeeaaaase?
Hey Tony: Why doesn’t Romeo Crennel try Josh Cribbs at cornerback? He did it with Troy Brown in New England…-Dan, Brooklyn, OH
Hey Stoopid: Crennel isn’t that bad of a coach…He played Brown at CB for a few games one year because the Patriot were [...]
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HEY STOOPID!
Mitchell Blatt
3-Year Veterans Make Great Coaches!
Why don’t the Browns save a roster spot by hiring Ken Dorsey as coach then activating him as a player if one of the other QBs gets hurt?-Mike, Bay Village
Maybe because Dorsey has only played three years and three bad years at that? First off, why would we [...]
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HEY STOOPID!
Mitchell Blatt
Cheating BelichickNot a whole lot of stupidity this week, but one person did question why the Browns don’t have “household names” as assistant coaches…
First question:
Hey Tony: Just take a look at our assistant coaches. There are no household names in the group… -Mike, OH
Hey Stoopid!: That’s cuz they’re assistant coaches. Assistant coaches [...]
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HEY STOOPID!
Mitchell Blatt
Well, The Cavs Are Done…
Have the Cavs eaten to much ice cream and gotten a “brain freeze?” They have talked all last year about trying to get Kevin Garnett as a sidekick for LeBron–but who gets Garnett? No one else but Boston! Now they will have to face the Pistons and [...]
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THE WEEK IS OVER ALREADY? AUG 26-SEP 2
Scott Jacobs
College football returns to action, baseball’s division races get intense, the Orioles get embarassed again, and more, in the third edition of the Week is Over Already? back to school edition.You can take those headphones off now. After months of nothing but baseball, and trying to blare out all the exhausting Yanks-Sawx [...]
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HEY STOOPID!
Mitchell Blatt
FIRE MIKE BROWN!What happens when you get a bunch of idiots who don’t know sports, give them a pencil and paper, and let them send their questions in to the Plain Dealer? Hilarity ensues!Sample questions:“Will the Browns make the playoffs if we score just 24 points a game?”“Why don’t we fire Mike Brown?”“Don’t [...]
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THE WEEK IS OVER ALREADY? AUG 20-26
Scott Jacobs
Texas scores, Vick pleads guilty, and we come one week closer to the beginning of college football and pro. Away we go, the second installment of The Week is Over Already is coming right at ya. Now!Are you Superbad? The most vulgar, absurd, wildly out of control gem from Judd [...]
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FEATURE: DRAFT DISH
M.J. Casiano
Oklahoma Tackle Is Huge SleeperAt the University of Oklahoma’s scrimmage today one player stood out to more than any other – Phil Loadholt. He is a JUCO transer from Garden City Community College in Kansas, who was also a track and field star in shotput. He stands at a gargantuan 6 feet – 8 [...]
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