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			    <title>Carlos Zambrano | National League | Chicago Cubs | MLB | Juiced Sports News</title> 
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			<title>Zambrano agrees to deal with Phillies</title>
			<link>http://juicedsportsblog.com/sports-news/news/zambrano-agrees-to-deal-with-phillies</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Right-hander Carlos Zambrano, the emotional, controversial former
Cub, has agreed to a minor-league contract with the Phillies.


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			<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 12:00:07 EDT</pubDate>
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			<title>Marlins move Zambrano into bullpen</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[The Miami Marlins moved Carlos Zambrano to the bullpen on
Monday.


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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 20:30:02 EDT</pubDate>
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			<title>Zambrano powers Marlins past Phils</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Carlos Zambrano homered and pitched into the eighth inning, and
Hanley Ramirez went deep, too, to lead the Miami Marlins to a 5-1
victory over the Philadelphia Phillies on Sunday.


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			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2012 18:30:01 EDT</pubDate>
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			<title>Zambrano throws three-hitter at Astros</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Carlos Zambrano pitched a three-hitter for his first win of the
season and Giancarlo Stanton extended his hitting streak to 10
games with a two-run homer, leading the Miami Marlins to their
seventh straight win with a 4-0 victory over the Houston Astros on
Monday night.


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			<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 00:00:05 EDT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Miami Marlins Home Run Statue Is Really Happening</title>
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We’d seen the artist renderings and we’d heard the rumors – every time Giancarlo “Mike” Stanton and Co. launch a home run into the stands at Marlins Park, a new giant statue would light up and lead the fans in celebration. And now we can actually see for ourselves how this Mardi Gras float prop that time forgot will look in person, thanks to a new video of the statue’s practice run…


It’s clearly not the most terrible thing in the world – at least not to right-handed hitters – but it certainly lacks the charm of Bernie Brewer’s giant slide or, you know, fireworks. I just can’t get past one thing, though, and it’s the movement of the fish and the strange resemblance to the Price is Right “Cliffhanger” game. Like all it needs is this music, Bob Barker’s tiny microphone and some hillbilly boob screaming, “16 dollars!” at a can of peas.

And while I love me some Cliffhanger, I’d still much rather see a Plinko board with screaming Carlos Zambrano faces every time the opposing team homers.

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			<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 11:30:02 EDT</pubDate>
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			<title>Marlins Park Now Has Fish [Video]</title>
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				 And so the assorted tangs and bettas have been moved to their home, their prison, their eternal resting place behind home plate at the new Marlins Park. There they shall live and swim in circles without ever knowing the open seas or passionate baseball fans, until such time as natural causes or a forgotten filter change or an errant Carlos Zambrano fastball grants them peace. [Miami Herald]				More »
				
    
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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 15:00:06 EST</pubDate>
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			<title>So Hilarious, Sports Illustrated</title>
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Actually, I give Sports Illustrated a lot of credit for going with that terrible pun on their cover, because I assume that it was meant tongue-in-cheek. After all, Sports Illustrated has featured New York Knicks guard Jeremy Lin on its cover something like 63 times in the last 9 days, so it’s cute that SI can make fun of itself and the rest of the national media for relentlessly blowing this kid while so many other interesting stories have been overlooked. I mean, did they even see the Kate Upton Carl’s Jr. commercial?
But since baseball season is creeping up on us, and it’s my favorite time of the year, I thought I could help SI out with some future headlines in case they decide to reflect on the Miami Marlins’ season and the excitement surrounding their big additions of Jose Reyes, Carlos Zambrano and Mark Buerhle.
MARLINJURIES: Jose Reyes hits the DL because he’s Jose Reyes.
MARLINCARCERATION: Carlos Zambrano facing murder charges after Mike Stanton homers off of him in batting practice.
MARLIN THE RED: Front office stress builds as attendance dips below 6 people.
MARLINSOLVENT: Jeff Loria busted paying players with checks printed on Saltines.
MARLINDICTED: Ozzie Guillen finally brought down after chewing Jeff Loria’s spine from out of his rectum.
See? They practically write themselves. 

    
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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 10:30:01 EST</pubDate>
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