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Calm Down Everyone
Shaq gets kicked off the police force for a rap, Imus is in hot water again for racial comments
MITCHELL BLATT
Why don’t I care about sports? Because it’s not fun. You can’t rap to Kobe about how your ass tastes without getting your ceremonial sherif’s badge taken away. That’s right, Maricopa County Sheriff […]
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This is just too easy…
Imus and Pacman going at it? My stories practically write themselves with this one.
SCOTT JACOBS
Don Imus says he was being his good ol’ sarcastic self. Pacman (whoops, I mean “Adam don’t call me Pacman no more Jones”) doesn’t like his racist remark.
Me? Well, this is a match made in blog lover heaven.
Jones […]
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Where You Gonna Hang, Pacman?
MITCHELL BLATT
Pacman Jones still hasn’t been reinstated–shortly after asking to be reinstated, he was involved in another strip club fight. Whether or not he does get reinstated, he will still have a lot of time to frequent the many strip clubs around Dallas. (Thanks to The Big Lead for finding the map.)
Now that […]
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Dallas, Get Ready For More Crime
Pacman Jones’ trade to Dallas puts the already dangerous city even more at risk.
MITCHELL BLATT
Pacman Jones brings his record of 6 arrests and 12 fights requiring police attention to the city of Dallas, where violent crime is already 2.29 times the national average, and assault is 1.81 times that. Despite his 4-6 interception-to-arrest ratio, […]
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Sorry, Pacman, You Have Only Been Arrested Twice
MITCHELL BLATT
As a blogger, I feel I am responsible for what I say, and I must take the blame when I write something untrue. (No, seriously.)
Well, I must appologize to Pacman Jones. He was alleged to be involved in a strip club fight, and, just because he already had six prior arrests, I […]
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Pacman Jones Got in Another Fight With a Women at a Strip Club… What’s New?
MITCHELL BLATT
Please, Pacman, I’m sick of writing about you. Sick of hearing about you. Why don’t you just go back to your fun innocent video game where the worst you ever did was kill ghosts? You said you had changed, but as your attorney astutely pointed out, you sounded like a piece […]
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What Obama’s victory means for the future:
