What Obama’s victory means for the future:

5) The White Sox will be America’s new, Presidential team, after Obama proclaimed that he is a serious baseball fan, and that means he can’t be a Cubs fan.

4) The Olympics may go to Chicago in 2016 after-all.

3) Owners will get taxed even more then they do now, and will make sure to only buy three private planes, instead of four.

2) Because of said increased tax, the Florida Marlins will manage to cut their payroll below $20 million, thus fielding Hanley Ramirez and a hat rack for their opening day lineup.

1) College football fans who want a playoff will finally have the president’s support.  Unfortunately, that doesn’t have anything to do with conference presidents and their support.

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